On Being An Idol:
"I feel lucky because
if this were 10 years ago,
this wouldn't be happening.
Then again, I'd love to be
able to grow facial hair
and do a film."

On Sites Like This One:
"It's weird, man."

On His Twin Brother Kelly:
"He's been my best friend
ever since we shared our
mom's belly 27 years ago."

On What Kind of Girl He Goes For:
"I look for a girl with a
sense of humor and strong
hands for giving back rubs.
Strange as it sounds, looks
don't matter to me." (Are
you STILL questioning this
man's divinity?)

On Why He Became An Actor:
"I failed at everything
else in life."

Remembering A Special Valentine's Day:
"I was 18 years old and
wasn't dating anybody,
tragically, and I sold
flowers on the corner
and I made $110 and I
went home and my mom
and dad had just gotten
divorced so I took my mom
out and blew the whole
amount on her."

On How He Prepared for The Pack:
"I pretended I was 15 years old again."

On How He Got His Part On BtVS:
"They just liked my work,
and I told Joss I wanted
to be his teddy bear."

On If He Knows How Hot He Is:
"Well, about 98.7, I think,
but I'm running a bit of a
fever right now, so I'm 99."

How He Describes Himself:
"Not quite as attractive as
Angel but I have a good heart."

In the Beginning:
A babe was born unto this world and it was good. Then, three minutes later another babe was born and he became known as Nicholas and it was good. The babe known as Nicholas grew up to become a GOD. In the year nineteen hundred and ninety seven, the GOD known as Nicholas made his presence known to the world. The world saw and it was good. And the GOD known as Nicholas said, "To read makes our speaking English good." And the world swooned and it was good. Enamored, the pious began to learn of this new GOD known as Nicholas and saw that he was a righteous being. The devout followers looked on in awe and saw that the GOD known as Nicholas would lead them to the promised land, a land flowing with good acting, witty remarks, and beautiful chocolate brown eyes. These devoted followers became known as The Brendonites. Their holy mission is to preach the word of the GOD known as Nicholas and convert those who have not yet experienced the greatness of the GOD known as Nicholas and have yet to witness the wonder of his most excellent project, Buffy, the Vampire Slayer

Members of the Holy Order

Prophetess Nicollette: Founder and Spiritual Leader. Worshipper of His Holiness'

Sister Elani: High Priestess and Protector of the Faith

Sister Chelle: Recruiter for the H.O.B. (also the Lady of ill repute - Converted.)

Sister Nat (a.k.a. Cowshark): Guardian and Comforter of the Xander-lamb

Sister Dink: High Snarker of all those who dare go against the GOD known as Nicholas and his onscreen counterpart, Xander

Sister Andrea: Choir Director, Singer of the praises to the wonder that is Nicholas

Sister Dymphna: Holy Glamourous Space-Age Slash Rocker.

Sister Katie: Bishop of the Holy Church of Brendon

Sister Katy: Defender Against All Non-Believers in His Excellence

Sister Kate: Prophetess of Slush/Kink

Sister Erin-y: Worshipper of Nicholas' Not-So-Evil Twin, Kelly

Sister Seed: Shaman and Divine Forecaster

Sister Viridian: Crusader-Knight spreading the Holy Word of Nicholas

Sister Mary: Secretary to the General of Defence of All Things Nicholas

Sister Poet: Protector of Nicholas' Inner Xander

Sister SpaceTart: Supreme Hoper That One Day Nicholas Will Wear Glitter Eyeliner

Brother Memnoch: Caretaker of Icons and Communion (red speedos and chocolatey goodness donations are greatly appreciated)

Sister Craww: Worshipper of Nicholas' God-like Mouth and Adorable Ears

Sister Virginia: Lifegaurd of the Pool of the Wonder that is Nicholas

Sister Meredian: Bearer of the Sacred Chalice of Lurve to His Holiness and all His Worshippers

Sister Mel: Guardian Priestess of Xander and Cordelia's Eternal Love

Brother SPRITTLEX: Archbishop of the Holy Church of Brendon

Sister Grace: Protector of Drusilla and Xander's First Kiss

Sister Sarah: Devotee to Bear the Glittery Candle of His Xanderness

Sister Ragna: She Who Melts to a Good Looking Puddle of Mush at the Mere Sight of his Holiness

Sister Courtney: Custodian of Xander and Cordelia's Sacred Utility Closet

Sister Laine: Maintainer of One of the Worshipping Grounds for the God Nicholas and His Witty Friend, the God Seth (LXO)

Sister Monique: She Who Spreads the Good Word of the GOD known as Nicholas

Sister Carla: Composer and First Musician for the God known as Nicholas

Sister Rae: Protector of the Barbie Xander Stole from Willow When They Were Five

Sister Isa: Guardian Priestess of Xander and Willow's Eternal Love (because she's certain it's there!)

Sister Christine: Guardian Keeper of Willow and Xander's first kiss

Sister Bitca: Devotee of His Sarcasm

Sister Queena: Guardian of Xander's Fondness of Twinkies

Sister Katie: Keeper and Player of Xanders' when-he's-depressed country music

Sister Audrey: Follower of the holy words from He who is Nicholas

Sister Melissa: Guardian of Xander's adorable klutziness

Sister EvilWillow Kitten: Loyal Worshiper of Nicholas' evil vamp Xanderness

Sister Erika: Guardian of Xander's Inner Frat Brother

Sister Adalisa: Guardian Keeper of Ampata and Xander's Blossoming Love

Sister Tara: Protector of Nicholas' Down To Earth Personality

Sister Spike: Keeper of Xander's bangles, beads, chains, bracelets and the ring He Wears on this Index Finger in The Pack

To join the Holy Order of Brendonites: Contact the Prophetess Nicollette via email. Be sure to include the title you wish to obtain (please make it something to do with this religion which is about Nicholas or his character Xander. Please make all titles canon to the show. If there are any questions, I'd be happy to answer them).

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And get:

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And get this: